Strong wind
Light rain
Coconuts fall on metal tool shed with a bang
Hanging gong continues to clang
Wind chimes dance and shriek
Waterbed starting to leak
Impossible to sleep
307
Tide Rolls out
Leaving behind seaweed clinging to the rocks
Exposed to hot sun
Dependent
On the ocean
For life to carry on
306
All Night
Dancing
At the clubs
Early morning
Taxi ride to the beach
Soft king-size sheet
Spread out on the sand
Watching the sunrise
I held my beautiful lady
Who was wearing a white hippie dress
Over a perfect South Florida tan.
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‘Men, Women, Marriage, Relationships, Friendship, Love & Sex’ is volume II of the Peeling Off The Human Condition eBook series.In the first volume of this series, The Hermit Poet explored our collective behavior as it relates to society. In this second volume, the focus is narrowed to male and female actions, as individuals and as participants on the many levels of togetherness that life offers.
The content is raw, direct, and sometimes comical. Human condition is in its most vivid form as men & women engage emotionally. Some moments are larger than we witness; carrying chapters of one’s life.
Relationships commonly originate by our emotional need to connect to another human. Love & sex will strengthen and spice up the connection. The more strength and truth these bonds hold; the more work is needed to keep it alive. Looking for comparability, we find that we are naturally opposites as we endure and enjoy our lives together.
Foreword By Carioca Da Gema
Table of Contents
Page/Content
1 | Cover page
2-13 | Featured Poems
14 | Credits
15-16 | Foreword
17-34 | WOMEN
35-55 | MEN
56- 61 | MARRIAGE
62-74 | RELATIONSHIPS
75-81 | FRIENDSHIP
82-91 | LOVE
92-104 | SEX
105-118 | THE HERMIT POET (Poems & About)
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305
Boca Raton
My bicycle
Chained and locked to a coconut tree
I’m relaxing
At an indoor outdoor restaurant and bar
Drinking
Bordeaux wine
Eating
Gourmet
Pasta
20+ ingredient
Fancy dancy
Salad
Observing
Valets
Parking
Mercedes-Benz, Ferrari, Maserati, and Lamborghini automobiles
The man sitting to my left
Gives me his card and says:
“I’m a financial wizard
Trust me”
The man sitting to my right
Gives me his card and says:
“I’m a bankruptcy attorney”
304
Scrambling the eggs
Fish rot on the dock today
Nothing left but hate
303
Hole in the window screen
Mosquitoes
Enter
Search
Locate
Feast
Leave
302
Yogurt
Topped
With blueberries and honey
Three-way organic concoction
Cools down my tummy
301
The old gambler
Lived in a small pool cabana
At a rundown motel
On Miami Beach
One evening
We drank several beers
Eat his homemade potato salad and kielbasa on the grill
When it was time for me to leave
Never again would we meet
The old gambler said:
“Save some of your coins so you do not end up broke like me”
300
The old man
Bent over
Walking on the beach sand
His pencil-thin wife
Holding his hand
Most mornings
They pass by around 8 a.m.
The couple told me
They will walk together until the end
299
Squirrel
Collects nuts and seeds with gusto
Grows diversified portfolio
Finds a wife
Simple
Happy
Life
They Jump from tree to tree
Love
Sprinkled
On the leaves that drift in the fragrant breeze
298
I live in the backroom
Rent is cheap
Easy to sleep
Morning trips to the big-box store
Purchase
Extra-large frozen pizza
Two liter plastic bottle of soda pop
No longer bang the drum
Spirit gone
297
I pulled out a twenty
Retail clerk said
“Sorry sir
We no longer accept paper money
Pay only with your phone
All purchases must be known
The Watchful Satan
Is always with us
So we are never alone”
296
They invented the game
Controlled domain
Took the cream
Left behind small change
Now
Their efforts are in vain
Sloppiness
Replaced
Tidiness
The yarn unwound
Lost all strategic ground
Standing at the roadblock
Stuck
Watching cuckoo clock
Tick tock
Tick tock
Tick tock
295
Pot of lamb stew
Bottle of Malbec
Greek peperoncini
Warm rye bread
Soon
Bellyful
Ready for bed
294
My old Cadillac
Has a blown head gasket
I now ride a bicycle
With French bread and wine
In the front basket
293
Five days heavy rain
No beach, but roof does not leak
Glad shack on high ground
292
Pompano Beach
2 a.m.
Old Motel
With Character
Second floor balcony
Eating pepperoni mushroom pizza
Bottle of Chianti
Watching the moon light up the ocean
291
Damn right
We are preppers
World
Is in the shitter
Two years of food on hand
Kitchen cabinets
Full of carefully marked cans
Solar panels on the roof
Giant sized chicken coop
All emergency supplies needed
Preparations completed
Every night
Me and the Mrs.
Watch the news
Drink cans of beer
Feeling blue
World a zoo
Any day could collapse
I wonder how long 10 cases of rum will last.
290
Afternoon rainstorm
Lost all of my energy
Maybe take a nap
289
Sitting on beach chair
Sun cooks oil coated skin
Tide rolls in cools feet
288
Coming into the Hermit’s library
Wife
Said
“I cannot take it any longer”
“I need to dust this place”
Armed
With a box full of dusters
We cleaned a few shelves of books
Then
She
Started sneezing
And
Needed to take a break
Saved
By an allergy attack
Until
Next time
287
Surviving
Decades of storms
The sea grape tree
Wrapped around side of shack
Continues growing
Probably
Will outlast me
286
Pound nails
Into the wood
Continue
Building fences
Blockade
The bridge
Crush
Less privileged
Take away
Safety nets
Use windfall
For military jets
285
The flourishing 90’s
The good life
Would not end soon
Dollars
Scooped up with a gigantic dustpan and broom
Swinging back and forth
Moving mountains of hay with a pitchfork
Shifting sand
Globalization
Moved across the land
Jobs have disappeared
Elites
Now offer peasants
Handkerchiefs
To wipe away the tears
284
Small white bird
Five meters above whitecaps
Floating
Eyeballing
Then
Instinctively
Torpedoes into ocean
Catching prize
283
Spraying glass cleaner
Wiping with a soft cloth
Mirror
Of
My
Mind
Spotless
282
Dark clouds everywhere
Strong wind blows them away
Only 10 a.m.
Hot sun fills the stage
Perfect beach day
281
Silky
First light
A snake
Lounging
On a stepping stone
Catching some rays
Squirrels
Practicing
Acrobatics
In the coconut trees
Birds
Stop
At the feeders
For a quick breakfast
Frustrated
Cat
Needs playmate
280
On the steps of Krak Des Chevaliers
Walking with a cane
Hauling her oxygen tank
The old lady said
“Travel while you’re young”
279
Many balls in air
Busy
Not going anywhere
Purchased
New sneakers
I go round and round the track.
Faster
Faster
Faster
Wind is blowing on my back.
What is it all for?
I cannot think straight.
Change needed
Before too late
278
No rain birdbath dry
Turtle swimming in koi pond
Wife has hot flashes
277
We are slowly moving along.
I’m whistling and singing songs.
The early morning ocean is calm.
Dolphins swim by to take a look.
First mate is down below reading her book.
No need for a life of luxury.
This small old sailboat is enough for my woman and me.
276
She is an enigma who moves effortlessly in the dark.
Far Away
From Curious eyes
Studied
The art of disguise
Always
In control
Of her mystery life
275
It is cooler than normal on this May Southeast Florida morning. I’m on my knees, running my fingers thru the dirt. My hands are dirty and this makes me feel happy. The earth provides and I’m grateful. The vegetable growing season is almost over and I will soon place a light coat of mulch on the dormant garden area. Nighttime is for sitting in my recliner, smoking my pipe, reading the seed catalogs, and dreaming of next gardening season.
274
I was hurt
To gain advantage
You came running to give me a bandage.
I turned around
You sneaked inside without making a sound.
Filling your pockets
With valuables found
Our eyes met and at that time
I was unaware of the crime.
273
Some folks do not like changes.
Break the entire organization apart.
Resetting emotional equilibrium is the hard part.
It is time to do some spring cleaning.
Everything is covered with cobwebs and dust.
Chip away crust
Testing
One
Two
Three
Four
Shake up the beans
Rip the seams
Experimentation galore
Grab a broom
Sweep out the store.
Innovation is never a bore.
272
Simple devices
Erode
Democracy
TV listening to me
Complete infiltration has succeeded
Gadgets
Handle surveillance chores
No need to kick down front door
Privacy
Does not exist anymore
271
Choices
Choices
Choices
What should I do?
Choppy sea
Tourists gone home
Beach all for me
Everyday
I sit under the sun
Drinking
Agua de coco
With Jamaican dark rum
Should I go back and keep marching in the parade?
Play the charade
Or take U-turn
Toss
The instruction manual
On the fire
And
Watch it burn
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